Mari lah kita blaja bahaso cino. English kite kan dah power. HAHA. xda laa asyik kna kencing ngn geng2 topek kat lowyat tuh! nice2.
bosan2 xda keje nk buat.post2 benda2 infographic ni pon best gak.hahah.*self-compliment*.
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wa hen hau!
wo bu zhi dao..
xpehe eh ziq
BIN LADEN SAID: CHINA IS THE WORLD'S ONLY COUNTRY
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with. The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge;
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb remote control was stolen.
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated.
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing.
He was considered by the organization to have claimed a false victory and was executed. (this is most pathetic!).
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him;
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state).
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island, but she was cheated into prostitution!
Finally, bin Laden has to say:
Remember!! China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!
just for laugh. nothing else meant hehe :D
Ramadhan Kareem
macha + ann : xphn dow!hahah
cici: amboih!don't mess with cino yaw.ngn geng2 lowyat ok!hahah
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